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I am confused as to how it took 3 people to put that simple 3 or 4 frame loop together with a two note back beat.
If you want to make this better actually follow through with what you say you are doing rather than offer us an excuse and showing us that we are not allowed to complain.
I think that you could have actually made this funny, you could have shows the animal looking into someones room and the girl getting turned on my the think whacking it to her, then have the husband come home and see what is going on and try to shoo the animal away and just as he gets to the window the animal shoots a load in his eye.
THAT would have been funny and Totally NG worthy this was not even remotely close to entertaining.
You don;t even have to show nudity I'm not looking for that, what I am looking for is some substance and this had none.
0/5 and 0/10
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For some reason the Last Question about Ollie was cut off and so answers A and C read the exact same thing maybe it is my version of Flash as I am having issues with some of the Flashes here but other than that great job. Yeah you need some Audio and more of an Incentive to play and win. Also a scoring chart like if you got 20 out of 20 you are "Peter Griffen Certified CPR" 15 to 19 out of 20 "Quagmires Wing Man and so on and so forth.
Just some food for thought.
C0ldSt33l
Author's Response:
cool ideas i will use them
thank you for the comment
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Even though there was no real animation I gotta admit I liked the song.
However I also noticed that you appologised for all the things you are still going to do so I guess you aren't gunna stop just saying sorry I guess.
I liked the song and it was well done, I think it rocks as a Parody Song too.
If you keep doing things like this maybe one day you will be an appreciated crew. Untill then I will reserve my judgement.
C0ldSt33l
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Just a few things tro work on. The AI is nearly non-existent which is okay because the way the ememy are positioned it still gets a little tricky but they never change thier aim leaving it easy for you to just get out of thier line of fire. I like the Stealth Dudes but you still let us know where they are by showing thier shadow.
I like that when you Hide no one can shoot you but that is what made it easy for me to kill everyone. Just jump up and keep pushing up and you are good, know what I mean.
Otherwise this was a VERY fun and entertaining game.
Good Job.
C0ldSt33l
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Okay I could not see any questions only the Buttons so I had to get through the whole thing by guessing over and over and over again, I finally have a walk through and it seems that nearly everything that was talked about in the authors comments does not actually apply anymore.
If you number the boxes from top left to bottom right 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 but like the boxes are shown the walk through is like this
4 - 3 - 2 - 1- 1- 3- 3- 2- 4- 2- 4- 3- Then you just get to hit next a few times the last 3 questions are 4 - 1 - 3 and then you win and the Top Button lets you see the gallery I actually liked the Pictures I just wish I could have played the Quiz Game.
C0ldSt33l
Author's Response:
sorry you had this problem! could be your version of flash player? thanks for the review!
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Just Brilliant. I LOVE it.
More Please.
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I wish more people put out Flashes as well thought out as this.
I wouldn't even mind poor art and bad Audio it they were at least as well thought out as this was GOOD JOB and keep up the GREAT work.
C0ldSt33l
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Wrong and True on So many levels.
At least now I don't fell like I'm the only one getting screwed at the pumps.
C0ldSt33l
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But that God Damned Song and the Happy Dancing it's like the Hampster Dance it's annoying but you like it and it gets stuck in your head.
9/10 cause the characters weren't all yours.
C0ldSt33l
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**All because I want to be remembered as the Douche-Bag who commented just so the Author could Call me a Douche-Bag**
Okay First off I have to say that I think your work sucks and you have no right to call it a Parody because of how crapy the crap in this flash was.
On my list of Faggoty things to bitch about I want to say that the Cheat for the Helicopter was Drawn all wrong because it flys much better than that. Also I am with the Shotgun Guy I mean you didn't even add the ridged on the Pump action to make it realistic. I do Nothing but search Shot guns out on New Grounds and YouTube and I have to agree that was the worst I had ever seen you should have just put the word Shot Gun Drawn above a stick on his hands.
Finally how come he never smacked around a Prostitute or used an Actomatic Machine Gun. That was totally weak man. Also there wasn't enough swearing I mean if you don't hear the phrase "Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck" I don't think you were really trying.
I am going to give you a 10/10 because I am a Douche-Bag who just wants to start shit for no apparent reason.
C0ldSteel
Author's Response:
aaah i see what youre doing there. thanks :)
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